talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
There's a naked man in my car right now.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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