If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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