How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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