OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
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