Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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