He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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