You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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