Whats the count minus fat chicks?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
