This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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