i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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