Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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