I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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