Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Randomize
