Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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