Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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