Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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