who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
i out mim tonsoeep
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