Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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