belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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