True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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