i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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