If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
