i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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