whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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