He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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