Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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