doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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