we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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