Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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