Its about making memories worth repressing
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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