just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
