she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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