do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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