Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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