I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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