Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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