that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Less talking, more tequila
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
you had me at cake vodka
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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