I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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