HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She even gives head with a lisp.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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