Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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