I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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