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(405): View more from Oklahoma

And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

are you so shy because you have an std?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.

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(530): View more from California

We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"

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(425): View more from Washington

I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?

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you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time

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(812): View more from Indiana

I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015

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