I'm gonna have a badass scar
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Randomize
