This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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