I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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