I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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