My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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