What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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