white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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