Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
he had hair everywhere except his balls
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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