Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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