It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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