This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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